Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. No part of this book may be used or reproduced in any manner whatsoever without the prior written permission of the publisher, except in the case of brief quotations embodied in reviews. THIRTY-SEVEN | I Never Said Anything About No Mannies THIRTY-FIVE | Adoption-The Much Less Terrifying Option THIRTY-FOUR | Extremely Logical Priorities, Ice Storms, and Birthing Hips THIRTY-THREE | Sweaty Gym Shorts and Unexpected Heroes THIRTY-TWO | Old Relics and Off-key Whistling THIRTY-ONE | Don’t Know What You’ve Got ‘Til It’s Gone Whiskers, Destroyer of the Present, Past, and Future TWENTY-NINE | Third Trimester Princess Tessa
TWENTY-EIGHT | Birthing Plans Brought to you by Netflix TWENTY-SEVEN | Curry Take Out and Catty Conversation TWENTY-SIX | Scent Detectives, Meat Cows, and Anti-climatic Climaxes TWENTY-FIVE | Custom-Made Maternity Shoes & Good Enough Mums TWENTY-FOUR | Emasculating Novelty Wear, and Secret Fish Funerals
TWENTY-THREE | Unexpected Gifts of Being Utterly Normal
TWENTY-TWO | Ill-advised Topics of Conversation TWENTY-ONE | Black Wool Socks Paired with Paper Gowns SEVENTEEN | Ultrasound Equipment Made by WellbitsĮIGHTEEN | Sunday Morning’s All Right for Fighting, Too. TWELVE | Guess Who’s Coming to Live with Us?įOURTEEN | Absentee Kings, Helpful Father-In-Laws, and Big-Mouthed WivesįIFTEEN | The Importance of Knowing Your Audience NINE | Pretty, Young Nannies and Krispy Kreme ContrabandĮLEVEN | Stylish Men’s Swim Trunks & High Stakes Parenting SEVEN | How Many Nannies Does it Take to Screw Up a Marriage?ĮIGHT | Slutty Nurses, Husbands on Their Best Behaviour, and Tricky Babies With a baby on the way, Arthur's overprotective streak comes out in spades, and he finds himself attributing ill-intentions to everyone he meets, from the vagina-fixated obstetricians to the potential pedos everywhere.THREE | Meat-smokers, Invisible Princesses, and Dish Towel TherapyįOUR | My Obstetrician’s Better than Your Obstetrician Prince Arthur never thought he'd find himself involved in horribly awkward conversations about the first day of his wife's last period, but that's precisely what happens after that plus sign shows up on the pregnancy test. Soon dubbed the Cowntess of Camembert, Tessa wants to go into hiding until after the baby is born, but royal life won't wait, and she needs to figure out how to make the best of a desperate situation and win the people over once and for all. She could do it too if it weren't for all the freshly-baked scones. With all eyes on Tessa, she's determined to be one of those fabulously fit pregnant women. After one year of marriage, Crown Prince Arthur and his lovely, albeit accident-prone wife, Princess Tessa, are preparing to bring an heir to the tiny kingdom of Avonia.
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